I
really dislike math. Like really really. In my opinion, math may be one of the
worst things I’ve ever tried to do in my entire life. It all started in fourth
grade after I hit my math peak by winning the math award, and it was all downhill
from there. However, I would like to make it clear that I have absolutely
nothing against math teachers (who have actually been really helpful in my math
career) or people who like math (as many of my friends are much better at it
then I am). Many mathletes I know are actually super cool people, but that
doesn’t change the fact that I don’t like math.
I
think the reason I so strongly dislike math is because there’s one right
answer, and there are very limited ways of getting there. I’m 100% that person
who would throw away the IKEA rules and try to build the furniture on my own
(how hard can it be?), so this whole math philosophy thing just doesn’t really
work for me. Instead of black and white, I prefer operating in the shades of
gray that History and English class offer me. Anyways, back to the point. I
hate math, and math hates me. It’s a hate-hate relationship.
You
probably don’t care at all about anything I just said, and probably care even
less about what I’m saying now, but I figure I should at least show you why it
matters. Billiards actually involves math. I know, surprising right? Well to be
a good billiards player, you have to be able to estimate angles, find pathways,
and contemplate about those angles and pathways so math is involved often in the
game. This has been a real struggle for me that I was finally able to overcome
this week through help from Mr. Walsh, my math teacher.
In
class the other day Mr. Walsh had said something about angles before we left,
and for some reason it stuck in my head. Later that night when I was playing
billiards, I remembered what he had said and incorporated it into my game
somehow, and got much better at estimating the angles I needed to begin to call
my shots, so thanks Mr. Walsh!
So,
onto the research that I’ve been doing on billiards, which is running out fast
as there really isn’t all that much to know about the subject. This week I went
back to the trusty Colorado State University website and learned about speed
and distance in reference to billiard balls. I found a super cool table that
details both how fast and how far each certain shot would travel, allowing me
to better choose the type of shot that I shoot in different situations.
Touch:
1.5 mph = 2.2 fps
Slow: 3 mph = 4.4 fps
Medium-soft: 5 mph = 7.3 fps
Medium: 7 mph = 10 fps
Medium-fast: 8 mph = 12 fps
Fast: 12 mph = 18 fps
Power: 15-20 mph = 22-29 fps
Powerful break: 25-30 mph = 36-44 fps
Slow: 3 mph = 4.4 fps
Medium-soft: 5 mph = 7.3 fps
Medium: 7 mph = 10 fps
Medium-fast: 8 mph = 12 fps
Fast: 12 mph = 18 fps
Power: 15-20 mph = 22-29 fps
Powerful break: 25-30 mph = 36-44 fps
I learned what each of these shots look like in week one with the
giant quizlets, so now it was a matter of implicating each of these shots into
my game. What I learned through reading these resources is that my shots were
actually much too hard, and when I was attempting to shoot about a medium
speed, it was actually firing at more of a fast, which was covering too much
distance at a greater speed, messing up my aim. Surprisingly, this means that
my vision was less at fault that I thought it was, and that I’m better at the
game than I had originally thought, so that’s definitely a plus. In my opinion,
this week was my biggest growth in terms of overall billiards proficiency.
I
guess now would be the time to get to nine ball, the game I learned how to play
this week. It was just like eight ball, but more stressful because you had to
hit the balls into the pockets in a specific order, and there were way too many
rules and regulations for me to actually enjoy the game. Long story short, I’m
glad that this week was over, though I would assume my brother who has soundly
beaten me all week is not. However, cutthroat is a three player game, so I
might have a chance for redemption.
On
that note, time to look to the future! Cutthroat billiards is up next, my
literal favorite game ever because there are three people and it involves less
math and more strategy. For this week I think it might be best to change my
goals, as instead of focusing on winning (by the way, I gave up last week’s resolution
literally like thirty minutes after I made it) I’d like to focus on my
strategy, and making it to the last two (mostly cause I’m not entirely sure we’ll
finish a game). This week my goals are to eliminate someone from a cutthroat
game, get to call my set of five every other game, and to avoid hitting one of
my set into a pocket/scratching. At this point, I’m just hoping I can even achieve
these goals, but we’ll see how it goes.
So
to conclude, math is the worst, Mr. Walsh is the best and super helpful, and I
am going to be a force to reckon with when I learn cutthroat next week. Thanks
for reading, and see you next week with hopefully better news!
Jay Leno is cool, next week you should make him your theme instead of just one picture from his show. Speaking of themes, these images aren't random enough, you used two newspaper images. Now, I could explain the problems with all of your other images, but apparently my last comment was "too negative". I guess I can try to be more positive this week.
ReplyDeleteI agree that IKEA instructions suck, and that it's much more fun to figure it out yourself. If next week is as productive as this week, maybe you can actually win enough money to buy some kind of device that can do math for you. Not a calculator, of course, it would have to be something that you can implant into your brain that your teachers don't know about, so they can't tell you not to use it. I'm glad you don't actually suck at pool though, because now I don't feel obligated to write a negative comment that will get me blocked from this amazing blog. Seriously, this is like the best blog I've ever seen. Maybe if you run out of all the money you'll win from being such a talented pool player, you could become a professional blogger. Be careful though, if you start winning too much, people are going to get tired of you winning. We’re going to say, "Please, Supreme Overlord Allison, I have a headache. Please, don't win so much. This is getting terrible." And You're going to say, "No, we have to make America great again." We're gonna say, "Please." And You'll say, "Nope, nope. I'm gonna keep winning," and I don't want that to happen, because that wouldn't be very fun.
How was that? Do you still want to ban me from your blog? I guess even if you try, the 29th Circuit Court of D-Hall Appeals would probably overturn it, but I'd rather not go through all of that paperwork.
I agree with all of Sam's sentiments... they're generally spot on. I would love to see some video of you playing though.
ReplyDeleteI love the research and data that you found. I enjoy that you are very honest and personable in your blog posts
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